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08.06.2025 10:44

Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
No go.
What was your first gay male experience?
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
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